Friday 15 June 2018

World cup

Gareth Southgate has set up a friendly match against Iceland to try and cheer fans up. If we beat them then we go on to play Tesco's and then Sainsbury's.

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead!

 I keep my pop art in a nuclear bunker under my floor.
It’s my handy war hole.

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