Hurricane Warning

As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warn that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advises: 'Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Broadway, dining out, books... Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together.

Question

Q: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are in a boat with a hole in it. Who gets saved?

A: America