Dundee

A Scotsman, Englishman,Irishman,Welshman,Latvian,Turk, Australian , German, American, Japanese, Mexican, Spaniard , Russian, Pole, Lithuanian, Swede, Finn, Israeli, Romanian, Bulgarian, Serb , Swiss , Greek, Singaporean, Italian, Norwegian and an African, all went into a Dundonain niteclub, the bouncer said , 'sorry lads canny let ya in withoot a Thai'