A local call

Donald Trump , Putin and Nicola Sturgeon all die and go to hell.
They see a red phone and ask what it's for , the devil says its so you can phone earth.
Putin picks up the the phone and calls Russia for 10 minutes, after he has finished the Devil says that will cost him a million dollars , so he writes him a cheque.
Trump picks up the phone and spends 20 mins on it, the Devil says that two million dollars , so the Don writes him a cheque as well.
Nicola sturgeon picks up the phone and spends 4 hours on it, when she puts the phone down the Devil says its a free call.
Trump and Putin demand to know why?
Devil says since Sturgeon has been in power Scotland's gone to hell, so it's a local call.