Fork handles?

What do you call a chicken with dreadlocks?
Answer: A Roosterfarian




A captain walks into a quayside bar and asks for a Laskar. The bartender says. None left. The only one was sold to the Americans a long time ago. (think of fork handles).

On this day... 13 Jul 1568 Dean of St Paul's Cathedral perfects a way to bottle beer

Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

The priest and Higgs Boson

A Higgs boson goes into a Catholic church and the priest says, “Higgs bosons aren’t allowed in here. You call yourself the God particle, and that’s blasphemy! “If you don’t allow Higgs particles in here,” the Higgs boson replies, “how do you have mass?”