The power of prayer?

What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada . . .

 

The Diamond D’s Brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing  business.     In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.     Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the brothel and burned it to the ground!      After the brothel was burned to the  ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer.”

 

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church “was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."      In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.

 

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it’s all bullshit.”

NY Times is writing an expose

Seems on Mothers Day there was a secret meeting at the Florida white house. Only Family and secret service were aware. 

Trump set up a meeting with Pope Francis to make sure the pontiff understood the America First agenda was good for not only the US but the world.

To ensure the conversations were not recorded they went out on the Trump Princess ( his yacht at Doral)

Anyway - while they were out there was an accident- it started with high winds .
The Pope was almost knock overboard and his skullcap hit the water. 

Pope Francis hates boats and was already visibly agitated during the convo with Trump- NOW HE WAS FUMING MAD.

Its been leaked by sources on the boat -who contacted the NYTimes -
that Trump said “don’t worry I’ll get your hat “
Then the secret service tried to fish it in with a net but Trump STOPPED THEM!!

He said “ i got this - step back “
Trump climbed up on the rail and appeared to jump IN THE WATER!!

But he did not SINK - he walked ON TOP OF the water and with ease grabbed the Popes Skull Cap.

Now the NY Times is writing an expose
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