How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two--one to bemoan the darkness until the other redefines something else as light.
How many Analytic Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
None-its a pseudo-problem... light bulbs give off light (hence the name)if the bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, it wouldn't be a 'light bulb' now would it? (oh, where has rigor gone?!)
How many monists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly, there is only ONE monist...
How many deconstructionists does it take to change a light bulb?
On the contrary, the NILE is the longest river in Africa.
How many liberation theologians does it take to change a light bulb?
None--WE shot out the bulb in the name of Christian revolution!
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one (to aim the x-ray machine) but the bulb changes very, very slowly.
How many Creation Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all.
How many Sceptics does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually, they won't do it--they have no sense of urgency about the situation--they aren't sure they're really in the dark...
How many theodicists does it take to change a light bulb?
100-one to change the bulb, and 99 to explain why an infinite God of love would allow darkness to occur in the world at all.
How many Epicureans does it take to change a light bulb?
None-they're too busy taking advantage of the darkness!
How many Hegelians does it take to change a light bulb?
None-the bulb is just at one dialectical pole between 'bright' and 'dark'--it will eventually synthesise these into at least some dim glow for us...
How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?
None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.
How many capitalistic exploiters of the working classes does it take to change a light bulb?
None! That is the historically determined role of the proletariat!
One more, not philosophical,
How many tech-support people does it take to change a light-bulb?
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