Just seen an irishman running off with an arm full of Chicken Tikka Masala. I Think he got confused when his mates said they were robbing Curry's.
I looked out on the destruction. Smashed windows.Cars turned upside down.A bus on fire,people running scared and police unsure what move to make. . . . I turned to the wife and said 'Chin up darling, you did your best, but maybe I should park the car next time!'
Apparently all these Black Rioters who were looting stole a large pile of Polyester Shirts and left the rest.
I;m shocked, I thought they only picked Cotton.
I saw a Black guy carrying a TV down the street yesterday, so I smashed him over the head with a shovel.
'Id like to take this opportunity to apologise to ARGOS and wish their delivery driver a speedy recovery.
I've heard rumors that someone in Somalia emailed a relative in London, to see if he was safe.
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