Tuesday 6 September 2011

Riotous humour

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on the rioters. They are putting some Persil in though - to stop the colored’s running.

Tottenham is on fire. The police suspect it is Arsene.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of ram-a-dam.

Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every day for food &
10 miles every day for medicine for him & his family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the Peckham Spa, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to walk to Croydon for his breakfast.

Riots in Wythenshawe last night caused over £1 million worth of improvements.

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