Friday 18 August 2017

Confessional

Irish guy goes into the confessional box.
He notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. 
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in. 
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side."

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