Yorkshire thrift

A prostitute sets up a brothel in Barnsley and as an opening offer puts a sign post in the window saying ' Special offer today: Good time £20, keep your request to 3 words and it's free'. As you might imagine, a queue soon forms outside the house, at the head of which is a local lad. ' Yes love' she says ' What's your pleasure?' she asks 'Paint my house' he replies.