Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Thanksgiving One-Liners:

- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don't have on Chinese products.
- An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
- Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.

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