BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing ‘Vibrant Shades’ lipstick - she claims it “breaks too easily” and it “makes her breath smell”.
She gave the following statement ; “The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis”
As London Zoo begins its annual stocktake, pelican keepers warn they could be facing some enormous bills.
Apparently, you cannot use the word ‘beefstew’ as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.
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