A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The
store clerks called 999 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The
paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed
holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked
him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked
the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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