Monday, 11 December 2017

Frankie Boyle

I was directed to a url of his jokes but I found only these to be funny and/or decent enough to repeat. You may well dissent. If so don't tell me . See the last one.

People say that Steve Jobs died to soon. But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life

The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened

In Scotland we have mixed feelings about Global Warming. Because we all get to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown.

If you get offended by any jokes, by the way, feel free to Tweet your outrage on a mobile phone made by a ten year old in China.

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