Monday 4 December 2017

The Prospective Citizen's of the UK entrance exam has been revised to make it easier for those who can be fast tracked-Here are some of the most recent questions

The Prospective Citizen's of the UK entrance exam has been revised to make it easier for those who can be fast tracked-Here are some of the most recent questions
The Prospective Citizen's of the UK entrance exam has been revised to make it easier for those who can be fast tracked-Here are some of the most recent questions:

Where was the Battle of Hastings fought?

The Government has a cabinet-Is this a place where Drinks are kept-True or False?

Trafalgar Square is famous for -

Dive Bombing Tourists by Pigeons
Or The Human Statues one can viewOr handy for Sainsbury's at that Gallery nearby?


The Queen is resident in
a) Windsor Castle... ·
d) a pub in Leicester Square

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
a) Runnymede
b) At the bottom

a pound note is worth - 1 pound .8 euro. 4 punts

I S I H A C stands for what? Please attempt to answer this. Don't just put I'm sorry I haven't a clu

If the Prime Minister and Boris Johnson were both drowning outside the Houses of Parliament and you were the only one who could save them....what would you put in your sandwich as the filling?

When was the monarchy abolished and the residents became citizens rather than subjects?

Which of these is the name of a town in Cheshire? 
A. Crewe B. Pugh C. Barney McGrew or D. Cuthbert, Dibble & Grubb?

List ten words for different types of rain

When making a Nice Cup of Tea: should one pour the Milk into the Cup 
a) before or 
b) after the Tea

What precedes Sheffield Wednesday!
·
Are the government:
A: A bunch of incompetent, corrupt dimwits
2: My moral and intellectuals superiors, God bless 'em

Is Nicola Sturgeon 
a fish or a waste of space.

What colour are London’s famous red buses?

What shape is Trafalgar Square ?

Who is north Wales most famous resident?

Nick Walden Where John Mills & Mrs Mills a) an actor and pianist. b) Dark and satanic?

Where is Ware, and what should you wear?

Lord Earl Grey invented tea - true or false?

Who is credited with the creation of the sandwich? 
(a) The Earl of Hamburger; (b) The Earl of Sandwich; (c) The Earl of Pot Noodles.

The wellington is named after which famous British Duke?: 
(a) The Duke of Kinky Boots; (b) The Duke of High Heels; (c) The Duke of Wellington

What's the difference between margarine? Is it
1 I believe it's butter
2 I don't believe it's butter

Are you marrying a Royal? 
A. Yes - congratulations you have passed! 
B. No - continue to Q2

How do you get to Mornington Crescent

The woolen head gear known as a balaclava, or more commonly known as a ski mask, is named after what? : 
(a) A Russian musical instrument; (b) The Battle of Pullover; (c) The Battle of Balaclava.

Is "Aftermath"?
a) After math.
b) After this

Is Scunthorpe twinned with Penistone?

When do we add on tax. Before paying for our goods, or after

What is a silver dollar made of?

Can youexplain einstein's special theory of relativity 
(answer yes or no)

If you have 500 million pounds, how much tax will you pay?
Depends, am I a Tory donor?


Merseyside has two major football teams; 
are they a) Liverpool and Tranmere Rovers, or b) Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves?

What is the first rule of Mornington Crescent?
"You don't talk about Mornington Crescent?"

How many pennies in a pound?
If you answer a) 240, welcome home, old chap; if you answer b) 100, GET OUT, YOU DAMN FOREIGN DOG!

What should you say if someone bumps into you? 

And can you queue? 

By fantastic coincidence the Battle of Hastings was fought at the village of 'Battle'.

One Olympic sport consists of throwing a flat, circular piece of wood.
Discus.

How many taxis go south of the river at this time of night

Apart from London, name another place you know.

How tall are you?
IN FEET AND INCHES!!!

What is your weight (in Stones

How many weeks do you have to wait before a plumber you booked for the next day comes to fix a leaky tap?

Why is the public announcement: "Leaves on the line" going to cause you inconvenience
Depends on what one is leaving on the line...

Which page, of which newspaper, is the most admired (particularly among tradespeople)?
Except on Merseyside...

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