From I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Appreciation Society

Will glass coffins catch on?
I suppose it's remains to be seen!

Suggested entries please for the Uxbridge Dictionary of Science *Fact* (a companion to the concurrent dictionary of science fiction). This sort of thing:

Copper nitrate - Police overtime
Quark - what posh ducks say
Neon - Almost in Newcastle

Looking for a competent poof reader.

My dad always said, "When one door closes another one opens." Lovely fellow, shocking submarine captain.