Monday 23 November 2015

It has been a long time since I posted but here is my restart with a pun

A man is walking through the woods and a fairy appears on the path in front of him 
. At first the man can't believe his eyes and blinks a few times but the fairy is still there. 

The fairy beckons him to move closer with a graceful movement of her arm. He approaches her and she say's, "Do you have a £5 note, I need one to insert with a birthday card I am going to send to my niece?" 

The man reaches into his inside jacket pocket and produces his wallet. He searches inside and pulls out a £5 note which he hands to the fairy. 

The fairy thanks him and delves into her acorn shell bag and hands over 4 £1 coins to the man. The man say's, I am sorry but you seem to be a £1 shy.... 

The fairy replies, "I think not for have you never heard that fairies change is no robbery?"

No comments:

Post a Comment